Crew Lounge... the downfall

Current mood: indescribable

So I picked my couch out for the night... its usually the same one always... the one close to the TV and the power outlets. :)

This old FAT... ahem... larger... flight attendant that i've seen here a lot before was sitting on the couch across from mine... we talked abit when she inquired about my handy survival skills when I pulled out a bowl and ramen noodles from my suitcase. :)

Well I left and came back and the lady fell asleep... her snoring was quite unusual and disturbing. It was somewhere between chocking on a midget and... umm... inappropriate moaning. It was embarrassing to be even sitting in the same section. So I put my earphones on and continued to ichat with my boyfriend...
Here is our conversation:

JK: ummm. this just got wierd... the old lady ... she somehow unbuttoned her pants half way so she could sleep more comfortable

RB:haha

JK: um... then she had her hand halfway down them
she finally woke herself up...

JK: because she farted

RB: lol

JK: and i have my earphones in so i pretended i didnt hear it
so she farted about 5 more times!

RB: Did you smell it?

JK: that was the hardest i have ever tried to keep my facial expressions to a minimum
im holding my breath now cause i saw what she ate.

RB: mmm
;/

JK: so she tried to get up... and shes so fat that she had to roll off the couch onto her knees and pull herself up
and she farted 3 more times...



it's a glamorous life my friends... G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S.
mhmm!